Sunday, April 13, 2014

CASE STUDY 2: The Evils of Tourism

Observations in an Airport Gate

Note:
- one pair bloodshot eyes
- trench coat, beige, floppy
- mechanical gait
- one pair hands, stuffed in jacket
- hair, non-uniform with round soft spot
- darting steps
- briefcase, trim
- one pair squeaky shoes

Conclusion: Upon first glance, the assumed accountant in question is desiring of a new pair of relaxing dress shoes, an appointment to Nancy's Hair for Professional Men, a seminar on the proper placement of hands while walking, and a subscription to Sleeper's Guide weekly.

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